OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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women's rights

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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I Love Hitler.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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