What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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