A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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what color is blue? green

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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