What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Knock knock, come in.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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I'm funny.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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