So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Itookasipasoda

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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