- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

Diana and victoria

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

A black person in the NHL

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

Where did John go? Refrigerator

MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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