- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

your mom

Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

My wife has terminal cancer.

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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