What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Netball.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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