- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

Magic Johnson has AIDS

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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