How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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