- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

And you honored it I see :P

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??