Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

A jew enters a mall.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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