Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

A train poops its pants.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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