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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

all the kids had fun

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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