- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

A house comes around the corner.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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