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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

I had a lemon. hi.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

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