- Anti Joke

A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Women's Rights..

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Yo Momma So Fat!

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.