What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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angelosnyder is not gay

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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My love life

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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