- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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