One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

13 =B you just learned something

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Anti Joke

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