What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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Rebecca Black.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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