- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

I literally died laughing

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Women's rights

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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