- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

I literally died laughing

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Women's rights

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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