Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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kill yourself

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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who is awesome? no one...

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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kathryn atkins

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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