- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Penis.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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