What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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womans having rights.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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what has genitial warts? me

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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