A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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