- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Im cute hehehee

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

identical jokes get different votes.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

My wife made me a sandwich

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

womens rights

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