- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Dude man, I'm high...

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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