- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

How High is a Chinese man

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

womans having rights.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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