- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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