A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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