how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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womens rights.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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