- Anti Joke

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler