- Anti Joke

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.