Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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