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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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