- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

anus

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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