- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

Tommy got neutered.

nice tits.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

i like men but im not gay

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

sure!

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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