Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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