- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Lindsay Lohan

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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