- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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