Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

women's rights

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Lindsay Lohan

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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