1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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tee hee

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Y u do dis?

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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