Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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david poredos

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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