Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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Gustavo Andrade

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baskets

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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