What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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Blacks

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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What's a joke? Funny

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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