What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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Bad grammers.

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Anti Joke

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