Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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