- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Good afternoon.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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