- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

why is pie good. because it just is.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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