- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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