- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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