Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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If youre African, why are you white?

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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whats black and white? a zebra

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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like most people my age. im 27

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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Barack Obama.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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