- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

FUCK YOU

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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